Python Revolver v1.0
Pick it up with R – Because bare hands are for pitchforks, not firepower. Shoot (for fun, obviously) – Warning: No actual damage, but the chickens might file a noise complaint. Put it down – Right back where it belongs, just like grandpappy’s wrench. Too heavy to pick up without super strength – Because it has to be heavy or it bounces to de moon! Now you can sleep easy knowing you’ve got the ultimate farm security – better than a watchdog, scarier than a scarecrow, and more reliable than a Trojan… tractor.
